23 May 2006

Soul Patrol

I'm going to blog as I go tonight.
And everyone gets to speak for themselves.
Black Horse In The Cherry Tree
Recap Randy, “I would say something new tonight, but I don’t have a very large repitoire of words."
Paula, "Maybe this sleezy top will distract people from thinking I prattle."
Simon, " I'm a mega millionare and I wear T-shirts"
Kathryn…"uh oh."
Me, "Paula, put them away."

Living For The City
Randy, “I know I’m repetive but repetive is good, isn’t it?"
Paula, "I’m pretty and I babble and chatter if you pull my string."
Simon, "It’s Taylor 1 Kathryn 0"
Taylor, "I love to sing and I don’t care whether you like my jacket or not."
Me, "Love the jacket."

Somewhere Over The Rainbow
Randy, "I know I've said this before, but..."
Paula, "I can clap like a seal and speak two different languages: Gobbledygook and Jabberwocky."
Simon, "Round 2, you’re back in the Game."
Kathyrn, "If happy little blue birds fly beyond the rainbow why oh why can’t I stand up to sign????"
Me, "Is that your best shot?"

Levon
Randy, "I think my stapled stomach has affected my ears, I think my stapled stomach has affected my ears, do you need me to repeat that?"
Paula, "One either, sings on pitch or one doesn’t, and I drivel."
Simon, "Tied ballgame."
Taylor, “I like to sing and I don’t care whether you care or not.
Me, "Enough said."

My Destiny
Kathryn, "I really really like this song so I hope you’re not bored."
Randy, "I’ve used all my words tonight so I’ll steal some of Paula’s and I hope they sign my contract after I completely trash their song."
Paula, "I want the camera to stay on me longer so listen while I jabber gibberish during my turn."
Me, "Who writes this shit?"

Do I Make You Proud?
Randy, "America, we got a dawg, check it out in the hot pound tonight."
Simon, "I can admit when I’m wrong and you’ve just won American Idol."
Taylor, "Woooooooooooooooooooo. Woooooooo"
Me, “Soul Patrol.”

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